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Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 1:26am - animals - by damncat (woman) - United States (Washington)

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You tackled a dog that you thought was trying to kill something??

STUPIDEST MOVE EVER. If that really had been an angry dog trying to kill something, you could have gotten YOURSELF killed. Never, EVER physically intervene when a dog is fighting something. Throw things at it, spray water at it, whatever, but don't physically try to pull it off whatever it's attacking (unless it's a person... in which case valuing the other person's safety above your own is understandable).

AND you screamed for other people to help?

Not to mention... if the cat was real, and alive, I'm sure it would have been screaming. If it wasn't, it was either fake or dead... in which case, not worth your time and effort.


#8 - On 12/08/2009 at 6:37am by LilaBear

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you didnt deserve it and youre a good person! :)

#9 - On 12/08/2009 at 6:40am by Sarunas23

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