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Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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On 12/05/2009 at 12:15am - animals - by Worsttreeever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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This is why I use plastic trees...

#4 - On 12/05/2009 at 7:04am by Sazula

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This would scare the living shit out of me, I hate spiders with a passion that consumes my soul.

#15 - On 12/05/2009 at 9:00am by misha1995

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