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Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18322) - you deserved it (5902)

On 11/26/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by smellsofeggs (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

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I love how they changed the fml.
They just want people to shut up and stop criticizing the mods.
*chuckles*

#30 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:27pm by meanie_monday

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Please please give us the link to that video!!

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 7:45pm by shananigans

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