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Today, I watched Paranormal Activity which is known to be the scariest film ever. After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

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That movie wasn't scary. It's just 5 minutes of two people sleeping on a camera, then the frickin' door moves. It was a waste of my time to see and obviously the worst horror movie I have seen so far. YDI for being a god damn pussy.

#2 - On 11/24/2009 at 5:12pm by dangit714

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known to be the scariest movie ever? that movie was worse than the Blair witch project. complete trash and ydi for being scared of it.

#4 - On 11/24/2009 at 5:18pm by Lucky2u

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