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Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - animals - by jaydiv (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

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Sounds totally like something I would do.

#1 - On 11/22/2009 at 10:23am by WokeUpThisMornin

See in context

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Everybody poops. Except vampires.

#2 - On 11/22/2009 at 10:27am by Rocksygen

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