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Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10769) - you deserved it (19496)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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