Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML

by nycplywood / 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals

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  • Mmm, nothing like a good old-fashioned face-maulin' FML!

    Cats can be vicious. Don't make them feel intimidated; they'll attack. I'm sure you already know this though. F your life... and your face. Definitely your face.

    #2 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:12pm by Tequilamockngbrd

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  • It means the same thing when a guy's dick suddenly gets really big.

    #9 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:28pm by arielhoee

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