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Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8736) - you deserved it (35315)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by baddaughter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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bastard!

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:06pm by a_nix777

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Cats can swim, how could this happen? They hate water, the only way I can see this happening is if the cat had a stroke, got hit in the head and passed out or if someone held it down. I hope it's the first one or you have some type of fruit or nut tree near the pool and something happened there, otherwise I'd be absolutely disgusted with you.

#6 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:15pm by Callyn

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