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Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly runs across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family that owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:40am - animals - by JC - United States (California)

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You know what they say, no good deed goes unpunished.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 10:04am by Fop

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That's like the other day I swerved to avoid hitting a squirrel right as another squirrel ran under my tire. Except I didn't have to pay damages to the original squirrel.

#2 - On 10/19/2009 at 10:04am by turnedoffTVgrey

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