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Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31214) - you deserved it (1876)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:13am - animals - by Ethan (man) - United States (California)

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Maybe you transform into a cat at night and have no recollection of this. Mystery solved.

#6 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:24pm by LemonadePink

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FYL. That's disgusting.

#1 - On 10/17/2009 at 1:59pm by sarah2144

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