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Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

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On 10/16/2009 at 4:44am - animals - by Halloweenie (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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dude that sucks, i hate spiders sooo much

#1 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:35am by TJPM69

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I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...

#10 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:57am by MiddleChild08

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