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Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37605) - you deserved it (3577)

On 10/06/2009 at 10:07pm - animals - by gera3gera - United States (California)

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Oh, this brings a whole new perspective to getting shitfaced...

#5 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:20am by allmidnighteyes

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haha sheeet man. literally.

#3 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:18am by yaddameena

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