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Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29153) - you deserved it (5716)

On 10/04/2009 at 10:19pm - animals - by FellingShitty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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'A diamond in the rough' doesn't even begin to cover this.

And all those scene songs about diamonds and pussy now have context, don't they?

#1 - On 10/05/2009 at 3:44am by redbluegreen

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not sure why people even pay so much for fucking earrings. just go to claires and get a knockoff.

#14 - On 10/05/2009 at 4:29am by muffinsareyummy

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