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Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

by birthdayfun / 03/23/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

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  • Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

    #1 - On 03/24/2009 at 4:07am by 0___0

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  • To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

    #10 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:26am by uhnonnuhmus

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