Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

by doggybag / 09/24/2009 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

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  • You should have seen it coming...never develop habits like that. This will probably teach you not to...

    #1 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:12am by Anarchy

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  • You just brought a whole new meaning to getting shitfaced.

    #6 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:17am by allmidnighteyes

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