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Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

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On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

#5 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:14am by Vaetrus

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Your logs? I like you worded it.

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:11am by dyld921

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