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Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25311) - you deserved it (5817)

On 09/15/2009 at 9:21am - animals - by Meow (woman) - Singapore

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Your cat ate your homework?:D

#2 - On 09/15/2009 at 2:27pm by padlarf

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YDI for having such an awesome kitty

#3 - On 09/15/2009 at 2:28pm by mycatjustfarted

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