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Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24912) - you deserved it (36846)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:00am - animals - by polish_chik - Canada (Ontario)

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DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P

#2 - On 09/01/2009 at 6:15am by Marianne90

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That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.

#9 - On 09/01/2009 at 6:33am by FMLreactor

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