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Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (17304)

On 08/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by BearGrillz - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I would've flipped the fuck out.

Looks like you need an exterminator now.

#1 - On 08/18/2009 at 1:59am by LOLYLIF

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Silly BearGrillz. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL TRAINING NOW, HUH?!

#11 - On 08/18/2009 at 2:08am by Arcterion

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