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Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML


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On 08/16/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by annabellebyebye (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Wouldn't you be aware of that allergy BEFORE you got the cat? You've never had allergy tests done, or gotten a stuffy nose when you were around your friends' cats?
I suggest shots if you want to keep it. Either that, or zyrtec. Zyrtec (allergy medication) is WONDERFUL. I'm (supposedly) allergic, and I don't react to my cat at all.

#10 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:18pm by Lia_Mackenzie

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so get some allergy medicine.

#3 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:08pm by Shock98

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