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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:08pm by Lozza

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LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D

but poor Fred,
R.I.P

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:10pm by Lolbrittany

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