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Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29638) - you deserved it (4233)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

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This describes 95% of my meals, except for the part where the cat sticks its face in my food.

#17 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:09pm by Chagrin

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Bonus points if the cat is orange and named Garfield

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 4:05pm by Icalasari

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