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Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48565) - you deserved it (7707)

On 07/14/2009 at 4:55am - animals - by doggone (man) - United States (Texas)

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Your dog probably stole that shit and ran, those labs are pretty sketchy.

#5 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:07am by evanwilliams

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Poor dog :(

#2 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:06am by GlassJAwkidE

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