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Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47744) - you deserved it (10912)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I hope that you're hot.

#1 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:48pm by porsche944

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Today, I was over my friend Timmy's house when his dog runs in with a bra in his mouth. Before we could even figure out what was going on, his sister runs into the room naked. BEST. DAY. EVER.

#5 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:49pm by jouhou

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