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Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13869) - you deserved it (18345)

On 02/11/2009 at 5:05pm - animals - by qwertyasdfghzxcv - Canada (Ontario)

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Ask him if his dog eats shit, and offer him a stick of gum.

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 10:00pm by truth

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Obesity is not diagnosed.

#4 - On 02/11/2009 at 10:05pm by Bullshit Flag

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