Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

by KitKat270 / 05/27/2009 at 9:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

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  • #2 I'd think that her daughter's wedding is more important than this. If the dog is so important, she should have made plans for someone else to watch the dog that day so she could be there the whole time to support her daughter.

    #6 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:57am by eastmanwolf

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  • Boohoo.
    I agree with #2.
    So what, she won't be there for twenty minutes of your RECEPTION.
    Reception, seriously. It's just food and dancing to some totally original wedding songs. Like "We Are Family". Oh, and "YMCA". And "Macarena". And "Cha Cha Slide".
    Wow, your life is totally fucked beyond repair.

    #8 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:58am by Sessee

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