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Today, I got this huge package at my college dorm from my parents with candy, chips, canned soup and all these goodies. When I called my mom to thank her, she replied "We got rid of your cat, Annie". FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 8:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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OMG parental FAIL. I'd never speak to mine again if they did that! So uncool!

#2 - On 02/10/2009 at 11:00pm by MCart

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Was jerky in the package? If so, your cat is closer than you think... ;-)

#9 - On 02/11/2009 at 2:46am by ToastedOats

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