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Today, I got this HUGE package at my college dorm from my parents with candy, chips, canned soup and all these goodies. When I called my mom to thank her, she replied "We got rid of your cat, Annie". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27722) - you deserved it (1361)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:44pm - animals - by melissae (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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