Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals

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  • I wonder what the fart said in cat language for it to elicit that response.

    FART: "Hey, cat."
    CAT: "What."
    FART: "Bite my ass, fucko."

    #4 - On 08/03/2016 at 9:56am by Baustigt

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  • Did your cat think you were growling, or did your fart destroy his little cat nose, and he bit you in retaliation?

    #3 - On 08/03/2016 at 9:56am by tygerarmy

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