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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 00:50

Today, I spent 10 hours on my feet in a hot warehouse, so I decided to take a cool bath once I got home. My cat decided to jump onto the edge of the tub to see what I was doing. She fell in. Between my legs. FML

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DeliMeat08 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:14

Man or woman, that would be extremely painful. My sympathies, OP. :(

lakesofire 13

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:28

RIP your genitals

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DeliMeat08 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:14

Man or woman, that would be extremely painful. My sympathies, OP. :(

lakesofire 13

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:28

RIP your genitals

flowersarenic 3

Monday 1 August 2016 6:05

This is funny but painfully so.

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