Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
by terrified / 08/08/2015 at 11:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
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There's only one solution. You need to amputate the foot that touched it. It's the only way.
#7 - On 08/09/2015 at 3:15pm by leopardwilliam
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Something close to that just happened to me! I was in a drive thru when a wasp flew in and landed on the steering wheel. I swore it flew back out but the radiating waves of pain coming from my foot a few minutes later suggested otherwise
#9 - On 08/09/2015 at 3:15pm by mattzawesome
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