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Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15809) - you deserved it (54308)

On 05/21/2009 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

#1 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:27pm by ButaDujo

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CAMELTOWNED!

#9 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:31pm by raged

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