Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

by Anonymous / 05/21/2009 at 12:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

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  • You're a beautiful girl
    And your pants are on so tight
    That when you stand just right
    I can see it all

    When you're on the beach
    And your bikini's soaking wet
    I see a fuzzy silhouette
    As I look down below
    I see your camel toe

    Your biscuit, your beavage
    I see your cooter cleavage
    Your monkey, your muffin
    You ain't hidin' nothin'
    Your coochie, your flapper
    You're showin' off your snapper

    Your camel toe
    It looks alright so baby let it show
    Looks like a big taco
    I see your camel toe

    #1 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:27pm by ButaDujo

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    #9 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:31pm by raged

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