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Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37907) - you deserved it (9244)

On 07/13/2014 at 10:10pm - animals - by dogggg (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

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He was probably just trying to get rid of the taste of his balls.

#4 - On 07/14/2014 at 6:37am by Crazynocatlady

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Ew you need to wash your face.

#1 - On 07/14/2014 at 6:33am by martialart1st18

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