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Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45200) - you deserved it (5087)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:57am - animals - by Pisser (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Oh god that's adorable. Disgusting but so so cute.
Especially if you imagine OP's puppy as a little sausage dog

#1 - On 06/26/2014 at 6:29am by TrippingOnAcid

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Wee all have nothing but sympathy for your predicament.

#5 - On 06/26/2014 at 6:31am by Dave_Davington

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