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Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41840) - you deserved it (5426)

On 12/27/2013 at 8:37pm - animals - by eyes wide SHIT (woman) - Australia

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Jesus. You're an arachnophobic living in Australia. FYL, OP.

#3 - On 12/27/2013 at 11:04pm by Nyx

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Rule #2: Always Double Tap.

#6 - On 12/27/2013 at 11:05pm by RoboCunnilingus

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