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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Hey there cutie
Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML
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ChenEighty 20
I'm surprised a stranger was on your Facebook in the first place... Maybe you should look into that.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Brace yourselves, cat jokes related to female genetalia are coming.
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ChenEighty 20
I'm surprised a stranger was on your Facebook in the first place... Maybe you should look into that.
leonchen7498 12
Could've been a friend of a friend, they can see the picture whenever a friend commented on it.
ChenEighty 20
I was more referring to the fact that they were paying attention to it. She also said "stranger", not "friend of a friend", and lastly, my comment was mostly a joke.
NeatNit 32
I want to say YDI for friending a stranger, but I don't use Facebook at all ever, so I don't know if someone has to be your friend to comment on one of your pictures.
upallnight11 19
You don't have to be friends with someone to comment on their picture.
nightbirdblue 27
Well it depends on how you have your posts set up to be viewed by. There is just me, friends only, friends of friends, everyone, and then custom. If you have it on everyone, then anyone who looks at your wall can see all posts. You can change it for singular posts, including pictures.
KimJongIllest 8
It doesn't say they commented it says they sent a message which means it could've been some random ass person going thru people Facebooks
nightbirdblue 27
You can set up messaging with same type of limitations. It is slightly more limited with only friends, friends of friends (I'm pretty sure it is option for messaging, but I may be wrong), and everyone as options. My point is people can view pictures and posts only if you allow them to. If I posted a just me picture, no one could see but me. If I posted a friends only picture, only people I friended and myself could see it. You cannot view something you're not allowed to view. You can't message some random person, if that person has the option set to friends only.
crackz12 10
This is turning into Facebook 101 and all because op doesn't like to share the pussy with stangers.
gc327072 30
30- if you're just going to comment and make a qualifying statement that cancels out the premise of your comment, then why comment at all? What a waste of energy.
speckledots 29
I have mine set up where only friends can message me or see my posts. No one else at any time can message me or comment on anything. If I don't have you as a friend you cant get ahold of me unless I accept your request.
NeatNit 32
#70 - I was actually commenting while walking. You'll be happy to know I hit a pole a few seconds later. FML
Kiki242 19
They just want that pussy.
Welshite 39
I knew it was only a matter of time. We couldn't make it to five comments this time without using that "pun".
mario2012 18
Calling it a pun is an insult to the word.
firefighter925 18
Yea don't be a pussy
suplarai 12
I'm so confused by your comment, but hey, it wasen't that bad of a pun it was actually pretty punny.... I'll go now
SgtAssCheeks 21
Brace yourselves, cat jokes related to female genetalia are coming.
Ambient25 24
Coming from the username "SgtAssCheeks"...
SgtAssCheeks 21
Unrelated, stick to the point. never judge a book by it's cover.
Peachy2392 26
You're late. #2 already made the joke unfortunately.
BunnyStar 14
Coming being the operative word, yeah? ;)
Faddyy6 17
horn dogs..
BriCx 8
That's why I have my profile and picture set to "Friends Only." I would be freaked out too OP. FYL.
leonchen7498 12
maybe he was talking about some other picture? or did he literally say "your cat"? in that case **** your cat's life
RedPillSucks 31
I believe that's what the stranger wanted to do.
Keevarou 17
All 9 of the cats lives?
JustBeingAwesome 22
Well you know they say the pets are like their owners... You can take that as a compliment, or beastality if you're more fond of pessimism...
Ambient25 24
Some guys just try to get pussy anywhere they can...
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Not every cat related FML needs this pun.
cryssycakesx3 22
meow.
Anth6ny 9
A cat gets hit on more than me.