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Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML

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On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

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I'm surprised a stranger was on your Facebook in the first place... Maybe you should look into that.

#1 - On 10/30/2013 at 10:56am by ChenEighty

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Brace yourselves, cat jokes related to female genetalia are coming.

#3 - On 10/30/2013 at 10:56am by SgtAssCheeks

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