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Today, I got my cats a new scratching post. They completely ignored it and tore apart the new felt on my pool table. FML

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On 10/29/2013 at 8:41pm - animals - by Nish (man) - United States (Washington)

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Those are some obnoxious cats you have there. You should teach them a lesson by,pooping in their litterbox and hiding the nip. That'll teach em.

#3 - On 10/30/2013 at 6:59am by XxxT3rr4xxX

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Whats yours is your cats too. Whats theirs is theirs.

#18 - On 10/30/2013 at 7:36am by masterof1

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