Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am

By IamAflyingCat - 22/10/2013 09:12 - United States

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 680
You deserved it 5 360

Same thing different taste

Top comments

summerguy97 16

Even when cats are having fun they'll find a way to inadvertently ruin your life.

Comments

summerguy97 16

Even when cats are having fun they'll find a way to inadvertently ruin your life.

Tigerblossom 19

At least the cats ruin your life with style. I give the cat a 10 for originality.

Shit that cat knows more about physics than I do XD

How is it I got so lucky with my cats? I keep hearing stories like this FML and the worst my cats do is trip me due to how often they rub on my leg.

Your cat must be the life of the party.

This from a person who has someone getting his head blown off as an avatar. You have deep issues.

cheshirecat13242 32

Maybe the cat thought he was Spider Pig

You should get a really smart dog so you can watch an epic chase scene unravel in your very own home!

MichellinMan 20

When Bills Murray tells you to do something, you ******* do it.

Yes! I want this on YouTube within the hour!

ManicGypsy 22

Yes, video is needed (with link!) please, please, please!!!

My first thought was please tell me there's video. Opay need it to win a funny video contest to replace the chandelier.

I came to make the same request. video of this is a must. the internet will never be the same! more cats!

jensen21 19

Sorry, but that's actually pretty cool from the mental image I'm getting.

JosephMoore - Thank goodness, because I was getting tired of this commenting crap. Just mail me my final paycheck.

I hear the advertising department may need some help, and I believe that you will be able to express and enjoy yourself there.

xzxXxzx 11

It's not all that bad atleast you have a free running cat.