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Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46036) - you deserved it (4877)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

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Even when cats are having fun they'll find a way to inadvertently ruin your life.

#1 - On 10/22/2013 at 10:05am by summerguy97

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Please record him.

#4 - On 10/22/2013 at 10:07am by pandabrr

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