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Today, I learned that my parrots now can shit horizontally when I found the wall next to the cage covered in feces. FML

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Yes. Parrots can shit horizontally, vertically, interdimensionally, and simultaneously along multiple gravitational planes, like Escher.

#5 - On 09/09/2013 at 10:17am by Baustigt

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First time I read this I thought you said parents instead of parrots. That really changed the FML.

#15 - On 09/09/2013 at 10:43am by Squirrel1256

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