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Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm - animals - by jrocks (man) - United States (California)

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Lmao that spider mustve been horny

#2 - On 05/19/2009 at 5:23pm by shiroun

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YDI

As a guy, you should know what to do (and not do as the case may be) when things are near your balls. "Smashing" is not an adjective that you should use when it comes to your nuts.

#5 - On 05/19/2009 at 5:25pm by genius_man16

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