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Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML


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On 07/03/2013 at 10:40pm - animals - by nakedweddingday (woman) - United States (California)

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You've got to be kitten me right meow.

#1 - On 07/04/2013 at 4:57am by Queensland

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I'm so sorry. I hope there's enough time to get a new one.

#2 - On 07/04/2013 at 4:58am by xZoeAmethystx

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