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Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML


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On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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Well, lob it back? Though I will admit it is an effective way of waking someone up, that is, if you're a giant asshole.

#1 - On 06/21/2013 at 11:23pm by ApollosMyth

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Sounds like something the cat dragged in...
Don't you love when expressions make sense?!

#2 - On 06/21/2013 at 11:24pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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