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Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41534) - you deserved it (4398)

On 04/30/2013 at 12:03pm - animals - by good husband - Canada

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For fuck's sake, people! How many trite, overused goddamned pussy jokes are you people going to make?

New material! NOW!

#12 - On 04/30/2013 at 4:14pm by DocBastard

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Well sounds like you're not getting or playing with any pussy tonight...

#2 - On 04/30/2013 at 4:10pm by Ambient25

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