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Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24899) - you deserved it (2684)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

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Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Too bad this didn't happen in time for Easter.

#1 - On 02/11/2013 at 12:57pm by alice_in_mordor

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At least the dog isn't dead.

#6 - On 02/11/2013 at 12:58pm by Cashtangoteam

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+93 | 10

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