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Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26013) - you deserved it (5372)

On 02/10/2013 at 8:51pm - animals - by akasoor - Canada (Alberta)

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heres an idea ,TRAIN YOUR DOG

#5 - On 02/11/2013 at 3:38am by leeman34

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Punish your dog by eating its treats right in front of it.

#4 - On 02/11/2013 at 3:29am by HeyHeyFishFillet

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