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Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20635) - you deserved it (1856)

On 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Like those clowns and their never ending handkerchiefs?

#2 - On 01/24/2013 at 11:56pm by Transfusion

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At least it wasn't a tape worm.

#6 - On 01/24/2013 at 11:58pm by shanee108

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