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Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17132) - you deserved it (12185)

On 12/21/2012 at 5:02am - animals - by I Like My Cat (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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Shiny things basically shout at cats to play with them.

#1 - On 12/21/2012 at 10:32am by MelTheGreat

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I think it's safe to say your cat is purr-ty inconsiderate. The long term effects could've been catastrophic.

Litterally.

#4 - On 12/21/2012 at 10:33am by ManInTheMachine

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