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Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20188) - you deserved it (3662)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Looks like you're not getting any pussy.

#2 - On 12/03/2012 at 7:03pm by kitkatmeOw

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If the cats on her side, then you obviously fucked up good.

#1 - On 12/03/2012 at 7:03pm by blondie1208

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