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Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21082) - you deserved it (1364)

On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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That sounds catastrophic.

#2 - On 11/16/2012 at 2:30am by accioshannon

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Look what the cat dragged in...

#5 - On 11/16/2012 at 2:33am by Chanti

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