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Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML

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On 09/02/2012 at 8:10pm - animals - by difference between birds and mammals. - Australia

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Seriously? He doesn't deserve you if he's that immature. And he's also not the sharpest tool in the shed..

#1 - On 09/03/2012 at 3:05am by DreaminOfMusic

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The things that some people get butt hurt over never ceases to amaze me.

#3 - On 09/03/2012 at 3:09am by calilovesneb

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