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Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8279) - you deserved it (26149)

On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)

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Seriously do your job.
You're not getting paid to go on Facebook. Ydi

#1 - On 08/10/2012 at 10:08am by ebonyirony

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It was probably one of the dogs watching you

#4 - On 08/10/2012 at 10:10am by JimSweatshirt

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