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Today,hile housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang!! I answerd it and looool a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs!! They look lyk they ned to go out." FML


I agree, your life sucks (9577) - you deserved it (29551)

On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)

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Seriously do your job.
You're not getting paid to go on Facebook. Ydi

#1 - On 08/10/2012 at 10:08am by ebonyirony

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It was probably one of the dogs watching you

#4 - On 08/10/2012 at 10:10am by JimSweatshirt

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