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Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14348) - you deserved it (4408)

On 06/28/2012 at 1:20am - animals - by lala8940 - United States

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Better to have no dishes than no dog to love :)
Dishes can be bought, but not a dead dog you love or care about, or generally life.
But sorry to hear about the dishes though

#1 - On 06/28/2012 at 6:00am by Keevarou

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Why would you let your dog do that? Maybe this experiance will scare him enough to keep him away from the dishwasher.

#4 - On 06/28/2012 at 6:02am by KitGrey

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